Dambeglak is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, confident hummingbird.

Dambeglak created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dambeglak, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dambeglak, she will strike you with lightening.

Dambeglak's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dambeglak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn hamsters, for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dambeglak.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.