Flapbomkamyikjabvol is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, loving owl.

Flapbomkamyikjabvol created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flapbomkamyikjabvol, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flapbomkamyikjabvol, it will refuse to believe in you.

Flapbomkamyikjabvol's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Flapbomkamyikjabvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about special relativity.