Veenlinlist is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sapient wyrm.

Veenlinlist created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenlinlist, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Veenlinlist, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Veenlinlist's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Veenlinlist's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five monkeys approach from the east.

2. Erect six titanium sculptures of Veenlinlist on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. You must pray to Veenlinlist four times a day.