Metcatlanafnurkop is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, selfish armadillo.

Metcatlanafnurkop created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metcatlanafnurkop, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Metcatlanafnurkop, it will be mildly annoyed.

Metcatlanafnurkop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Metcatlanafnurkop's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Metcatlanafnurkop must be the most important thing in your life.