Mabrullarp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, conceited swan.

Mabrullarp created tapeworms two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabrullarp, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mabrullarp, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Mabrullarp's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Mabrullarp's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near monkeys while wearing pink ear rings and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.