Zogmapgup is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, smart hippopotamus.

Zogmapgup created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogmapgup, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zogmapgup, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zogmapgup's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Zogmapgup's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not take Zogmapgup's name in vain.