Rigfumcib Kanquafjad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, happy grasshopper.

Rigfumcib Kanquafjad created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfumcib Kanquafjad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rigfumcib Kanquafjad, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Rigfumcib Kanquafjad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Rigfumcib Kanquafjad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Rigfumcib Kanquafjad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. Never wear shorts.