Davtikkam is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, proud clam.

Davtikkam created time and space six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davtikkam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Davtikkam, he will come to you in dreams.

Davtikkam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Davtikkam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Davtikkam in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Davtikkam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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