Zeningbugpan is a god.
It takes the form of a very fat, duplicitous
pig.
Zeningbugpan created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zeningbugpan, it will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Zeningbugpan, it will not care at all.
Zeningbugpan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Zeningbugpan's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zeningbugpan.
2. Always help ducks.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never look at nebulae.
5. Do not chop down trees.