Nadgessged is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, temperamental finch.

Nadgessged created the planet Venus six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadgessged, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadgessged, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Nadgessged's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Nadgessged's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are not to be trusted.

2. Hide if three seals approach from the south.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Nadgessged loves capybaras, so they must be respected.