Gemxemhab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish penguin.

Gemxemhab created the Sun four years ago.

If you believe in Gemxemhab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gemxemhab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gemxemhab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Gemxemhab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about grasshopers.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Gemxemhab.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.