Ruldubcemdudzenzodhimnur is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, merciless gnu.

Ruldubcemdudzenzodhimnur created bats six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruldubcemdudzenzodhimnur, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ruldubcemdudzenzodhimnur, it will jump up and down on your head.

Ruldubcemdudzenzodhimnur's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Ruldubcemdudzenzodhimnur's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Ruldubcemdudzenzodhimnur in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Never talk about fire.