Kopflamdod Binnuttsan is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, intelligent manatee.

Kopflamdod Binnuttsan created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kopflamdod Binnuttsan, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kopflamdod Binnuttsan, she will turn you into a goat.

Kopflamdod Binnuttsan's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kopflamdod Binnuttsan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat limes.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopflamdod Binnuttsan.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kopflamdod Binnuttsan.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never mention frogs.