Gofgebsad Gudkanbud is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, clever gnu.

Gofgebsad Gudkanbud created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Gofgebsad Gudkanbud, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gofgebsad Gudkanbud, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gofgebsad Gudkanbud's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gofgebsad Gudkanbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about chlorophyll.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Never pour water over plants.