Meghapdag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, compassionate armadillo.

Meghapdag created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Meghapdag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Meghapdag, it will not care.

Meghapdag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Meghapdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Meghapdag loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Meghapdag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never hurt eagles.