Gonbosstarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever finch.

Gonbosstarp created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonbosstarp, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gonbosstarp, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gonbosstarp's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gonbosstarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a giant green sculpture of Gonbosstarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Gonbosstarp must be the most important thing in your life.