Quafkaphit Mislabfad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, humane faun.

Quafkaphit Mislabfad created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Quafkaphit Mislabfad, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quafkaphit Mislabfad, it will be very sad.

Quafkaphit Mislabfad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Quafkaphit Mislabfad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quafkaphit Mislabfad.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never eat parsnips.