Karsiddog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring parrot.

Karsiddog created the Andromeda Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Karsiddog, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Karsiddog, he will turn you into a snail.

Karsiddog's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Karsiddog's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. You must never eat rice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never hurt turtles.

5. You must love Karsiddog.