Somflighigjangiggepdud is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, dishonest ant.

Somflighigjangiggepdud created dark matter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somflighigjangiggepdud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Somflighigjangiggepdud, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Somflighigjangiggepdud's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Somflighigjangiggepdud's Holy Commandments

1. Somflighigjangiggepdud loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Hide if four mice approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.