Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, slow squid.

Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim, it will torture you forever.

Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Never bounce near seals.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not eat spinach.

5. You must love Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim.