Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim
is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely large, slow
squid
.
Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim
created humanity three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim
, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim
, it will torture you forever.
Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim's
most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.
Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim's Holy Commandments
1. Never write about nucleic acids.
2. Never bounce near seals.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Do not eat spinach.
5. You must love Rowflanbittailfumlarnyim.
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