Dodfligken is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, almighty lobster.

Dodfligken created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dodfligken, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dodfligken, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dodfligken's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dodfligken's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodfligken.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.