Dodfligken is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, almighty
lobster.
Dodfligken created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dodfligken, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Dodfligken, it will destroy your home solar system.
Dodfligken's most sacred site is Burras in England.
Dodfligken's Holy Commandments1. Never mention bats.
2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dodfligken.
3. Never go into fawn rooms.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.