Yatfebbig Sindossdin Somrildap is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient meerkat.

Yatfebbig Sindossdin Somrildap created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatfebbig Sindossdin Somrildap, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yatfebbig Sindossdin Somrildap, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Yatfebbig Sindossdin Somrildap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Yatfebbig Sindossdin Somrildap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.