Neggofkam is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, passionate parrot.

Neggofkam created a bottom quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neggofkam, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Neggofkam, it will make you grow a tail.

Neggofkam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Neggofkam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silver sculptures of Neggofkam on top of important buildings.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Neggofkam.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.