Kablatved is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciless chinchilla.

Kablatved created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kablatved, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kablatved, it will turn you into a duck.

Kablatved's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Kablatved's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always look after injured seals.