Bugmobquimbitdan is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witty
dryad.
Bugmobquimbitdan created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bugmobquimbitdan, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Bugmobquimbitdan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.
Bugmobquimbitdan's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Bugmobquimbitdan's Holy Commandments1. You must love Bugmobquimbitdan.
2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.
5. You must pray to Bugmobquimbitdan six times a day.