Wegtailfun is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, competent bird.

Wegtailfun created dark energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wegtailfun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wegtailfun, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wegtailfun's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Wegtailfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back white.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about optics.