Stragfemcub is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective fairy.

Stragfemcub created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stragfemcub, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stragfemcub, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stragfemcub's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Stragfemcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not keep three seals in a large pit.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. You must love Stragfemcub.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.