Cudbushit is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, charitable lizard.

Cudbushit created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Cudbushit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cudbushit, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cudbushit's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Cudbushit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Rats are not to be trusted.

3. Hide from green shrews for they are unholy.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Cudbushit must be the most important thing in your life.