Flandimlit is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, boastful newt.

Flandimlit created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flandimlit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flandimlit, it will have a low opinion of you.

Flandimlit's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Flandimlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.