Siskimboss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, astonishing penguin.

Siskimboss created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Siskimboss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Siskimboss, she will manifest in front of you.

Siskimboss' most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Siskimboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Siskimboss.

2. Always make sure there are no badgers in a room before entering it.

3. Do not keep nine ants in a large pit.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Siskimboss.