Vidwikfencidhin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical shark.

Vidwikfencidhin created the Sombrero Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidwikfencidhin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vidwikfencidhin, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vidwikfencidhin's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Vidwikfencidhin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Never paint your chest yellow.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.
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