Viggepwik is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, dishonourable owl.

Viggepwik created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Viggepwik, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Viggepwik, she will send you a sign.

Viggepwik's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Viggepwik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.