Fossgunrag is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, emotional parrot.

Fossgunrag created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossgunrag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fossgunrag, he will turn you into a hamster.

Fossgunrag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fossgunrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about limes.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fossgunrag.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.