Stikxucktan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, able swallow.

Stikxucktan created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikxucktan, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Stikxucktan, she will jump up and down on your head.

Stikxucktan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Stikxucktan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt seals.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.