Sinflagarp Ruttcamhon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, stupid bird.

Sinflagarp Ruttcamhon created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinflagarp Ruttcamhon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sinflagarp Ruttcamhon, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sinflagarp Ruttcamhon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Sinflagarp Ruttcamhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Feed all hungry manatees.