Capmisyokpog is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, irritating rat.

Capmisyokpog created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Capmisyokpog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Capmisyokpog, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Capmisyokpog's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Capmisyokpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Hide if three aardvarks approach from the south.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Capmisyokpog in the centre of the settlement.
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