Hinmiglit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful tapir.

Hinmiglit created a photon six million years ago.

If you believe in Hinmiglit, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinmiglit, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hinmiglit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Hinmiglit's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near moths while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing seven platinum spheres on your back.

4. Never feed nuts to ants while wearing purple rings.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.