Higsatfas is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, caring shrew.

Higsatfas created the Black Eye Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Higsatfas, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Higsatfas, it will turn you into a goat.

Higsatfas' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Higsatfas' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Higsatfas in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never mention swans.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not chop down trees.