Beprutteen is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring
wyrm.
Beprutteen created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Beprutteen, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Beprutteen, it will boil you in a big pot.
Beprutteen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Beprutteen's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Do not wear mauve clothing.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.