Beprutteen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, uncaring wyrm.

Beprutteen created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beprutteen, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Beprutteen, it will boil you in a big pot.

Beprutteen's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Beprutteen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate porpoises.