Bossomtbeg is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sage lobster.

Bossomtbeg created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossomtbeg, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bossomtbeg, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bossomtbeg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bossomtbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of mice.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never sprint in holy places.

4. Never wear white skirts.

5. Never talk about dark energy near voles while wearing brown shoes and balancing eight lead spheres on your arms.