Benlabyatweekikran is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, duplicitous
cow.
Benlabyatweekikran created Europe nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Benlabyatweekikran, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Benlabyatweekikran, he will be very sad.
Benlabyatweekikran's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Benlabyatweekikran's Holy Commandments1. Never look at stars.
2. Pray towards the north.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not keep three pigs in a large pit.
5. Do not chop down trees.