Ragyarlsattitrig is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, amazing goat.

Ragyarlsattitrig created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragyarlsattitrig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragyarlsattitrig, she will curse you with boils.

Ragyarlsattitrig's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Ragyarlsattitrig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat tomatoes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not eat peas.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.