Pityogren is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, generous jaguar.

Pityogren created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pityogren, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pityogren, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pityogren's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Pityogren's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near gulls.

2. Run away from magenta sharks, for they are unholy.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near ducks while wearing purple ear rings and balancing nine silicon spheres on your hands.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Pityogren on top of all buildings.