Lamdanflag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, duplicitous troll.

Lamdanflag created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamdanflag, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lamdanflag, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lamdanflag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lamdanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lamdanflag.

2. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the east.

3. You must love Lamdanflag.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lamdanflag.

5. Always take life seriously.