Paksafratartflowdissbog is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing hamster.

Paksafratartflowdissbog created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paksafratartflowdissbog, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Paksafratartflowdissbog, he will cry a lot.

Paksafratartflowdissbog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Paksafratartflowdissbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not kill great tits.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.