Flagjencun is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, pitiless dingo.

Flagjencun created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flagjencun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flagjencun, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flagjencun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Flagjencun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never paint your chest red.

3. Always obey Flagjencun's priests.

4. Flagjencun must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.