Yok is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, confident ferret.

Yok created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yok, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yok, he will have a low opinion of you.

Yok's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Yok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Never feed beans to pigs while wearing skirts.

3. Never eat parsnips.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. You must never eat onions.