Nadbegzim is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest porpoise.

Nadbegzim created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nadbegzim, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nadbegzim, she will not care at all.

Nadbegzim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nadbegzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never talk about ducks.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nadbegzim.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always stare at clouds.