Kadarmbanrotponsadvonknan is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, pitiless wren.

Kadarmbanrotponsadvonknan created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadarmbanrotponsadvonknan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Kadarmbanrotponsadvonknan, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kadarmbanrotponsadvonknan's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Kadarmbanrotponsadvonknan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think ill of sick capybaras.

4. Erect five silver sculptures of Kadarmbanrotponsadvonknan on top of important buildings.

5. Never run in holy places.