Fobsinnur is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, effective zebra.

Fobsinnur created a quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobsinnur, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fobsinnur, it will turn you into a tree.

Fobsinnur's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fobsinnur's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Worship no other gods but Fobsinnur.

3. Erect eight silver sculptures of Fobsinnur on top of important buildings.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to snakes while wearing fawn jumpers.